6 Jokes For Depend

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Updated on: Aug 08 2024

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I depend on my calendar so much that if it ever goes missing, my life would be un-dated chaos!
My plants depend on me for water and sunlight. I guess you could say I'm their 'grow-to' person.
My internet connection is like my emotional state – it's always dependent on the weather!
My refrigerator and I have a great relationship. It keeps things cool, and I depend on it not to freeze me out.
I depend on my GPS so much that if it told me to turn left into a river, I'd probably do it – just to be sure.
My relationship with my bed is unshakeable. I depend on it for a good night's sleep, and it never lets me down.

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