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I asked my mirror if I could depend on it to reflect the real me. It replied, 'I'll always show you the good side!
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I told my Wi-Fi I wanted to depend on it for a stable connection. It replied, 'That's a lot of pressure; I'm not your therapist.
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I asked my coffee if I could depend on it to keep me awake. It replied, 'I'll espresso myself as best I can.
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I asked my phone if I could depend on it for a long battery life. It laughed and said, 'I can barely make it through the day with you.
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I told my alarm clock I wanted to depend on it to wake up early. It snoozed on the idea.
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I asked my chair if it could support me emotionally. It said, 'I can only offer you a seat, not therapy.
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