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The Paranoid Roommate
Living with someone who casually talks about throwing people out of windows.
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Tried to surprise my roommate with a new plant by the window. They looked at it and said, "Nice try, but I prefer a different kind of greenery for my defenestration rituals." I'll stick to cacti from now on.
The DIY Enthusiast
When your passion for home improvement takes a dark turn.
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My friends asked if I could help with their home renovations. I showed up with a ladder and a grin, ready for some serious defenestration. They were thinking curtains.
The Defiant Defenestrator
When throwing someone out the window is not just a choice, it's a lifestyle.
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I tried defenestrating my problems, but now I have a whole new set of problems. Turns out, gravity is not a big fan of my coping mechanisms.
The Window Salesman
Trying to sell windows when people are afraid you'll toss them out.
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I accidentally broke a window at a client's house. I told them it was a demonstration of the window's durability. Now they want to buy the whole set.
The Confused Tourist
Exploring a city where "defenestration" is casually mentioned in every conversation.
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The hotel concierge told me, "Our suites offer a breathtaking defenestration experience." I booked a room, expecting a nice balcony. Turns out, it's just a fancy word for windows.
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