7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For death certificate

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I told the doctor my death certificate should be post-dated. He said, 'Sorry, we don't do 'deadlines' here!

I asked the doctor for a discount on my death certificate. He said it was a flat fee, no discounts on the deadpan delivery!

Why did the vampire get a death certificate? It wanted proof of eternal life!

My death certificate came with a note: 'Life is short, make your jokes shorter!' Guess the afterlife has a sense of humor!

Why did the zombie get a death certificate? It wanted to be officially dead-icated to the undead cause!

Why did the death certificate go to therapy? It needed closure!

I asked the funeral director if they had a loyalty program. He said, 'Once you're in, you're in for life!

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