5 Jokes For Death Certificate

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Updated on: Dec 12 2024

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Why did the scarecrow get a death certificate? It was outstanding in its field!
What did the comedian say about his own death certificate? 'Dying is easy; comedy is hard!
I told the undertaker to bury me with my phone. Now I'm getting calls from the 'dead'!
My death certificate said, 'Cause of death: too many dad jokes.' Looks like my humor was killer!
My death certificate listed my occupation as 'ex-living.' Apparently, I'm retired from life!

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