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The Car Salesman turned Card Dealer
Adjusting from selling cars to dealing cards, and the quirky customers at the card table.
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People at the card table are like customers at a car dealership. They always want something flashy, but when they get it, they realize it doesn't handle life's twists and turns too well.
The Magic Dealer
Struggling with making card tricks seem magical when everyone knows it's just sleight of hand.
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My favorite part of being a magic dealer is when someone accuses me of cheating. Buddy, if I could cheat, do you really think I'd be dealing cards for a living?
The Uno Dealer
Trying to maintain authority in the world of Uno, where chaos reigns.
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Dealing Uno is a constant battle for control. It's the only job where saying "I'm sorry, but you can't stack +2 cards" feels like negotiating a peace treaty at the United Nations.
The Poker Player Dealer
Trying to maintain a poker face while dealing with ridiculous players.
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I love dealing with poker players. They think they can bluff me, but little do they know, my poker face is so strong, I once convinced a guy he won with a pair of twos.
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