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Why don't days of the week ever get along? They have too many 'week' differences!
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Why don't days of the week ever compete in races? Because the week always ends on a 'sunday'!
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I asked Tuesday to go out, but it said it was tied up with Wednesday – they have a 'knot' in their schedule!
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I told Thursday a joke, and it said, 'That's 'punny' – but I'm still not Friday!
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What did the calendar say to its date who was always late? 'You're making me lose my dates!
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Why don't days of the week ever go to therapy? Because they can't face their 'week' issues!
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Why don't Wednesdays ever get invited to parties? They always want to leave early for 'hump day'!
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Tuesday, the middle child of the week. It’s neither here nor there. You’re not closer to the weekend; you’re just closer to Wednesday.
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Wednesday is that one day you see on the calendar and go, Wow, I’ve made it halfway through. I deserve a cookie... or five.
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Who decided that the weekend should be just two days? I want to speak to the manager! We need a petition for a five-day weekend.
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You ever notice how Mondays hit you like a ton of bricks? It's like the week’s starting off with a Guess what? You’re awake! memo.
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Saturday, the day when the word responsibility takes a vacation. You wake up at noon and consider it an early start.
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Sunday, the bittersweet symphony of the week. You're savoring every moment while simultaneously mourning the impending Monday doom.
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Ever wonder why we don't have an International Nap Day between Monday and Tuesday? I’d trade my watch for that day!
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Friday, the superhero of the week. It swoops in, wearing a cape made of excitement, and shouts, Time to save your social life!
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You know you're an adult when your weekend plans involve deciding between cleaning the house or catching up on sleep. Ah, the joys of growing up!
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