6 Jokes About Days Of The Week

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Updated on: May 29 2025

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I asked Saturday to borrow some money, but it said, 'Sorry, I'm a little short this week!
Thursday tried to be Friday for a day, but it just couldn't get the hang of that 'weekend vibe'!
Thursday is the new Friday – it just wants to hang out and pretend it's the weekend already!
I asked Sunday how it stays so calm before Monday, and it said, 'It's all about that 'weekend zen'!'
Why don't days of the week ever play hide and seek? Because Monday is always hiding and never wants to be found!
Why did Tuesday break up with Wednesday? It needed some space!

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