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You know you're an adult when your idea of a thrilling adventure in the winter is dashing through the snow to catch the garbage truck before it leaves without your trash.
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Snow is like glitter for adults. It looks pretty when it falls, but the moment it's on your car, it's like, "Great, now I have to deal with this mess.
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Dashing through the snow is like a winter workout. Forget the gym; just try walking to your car in sub-zero temperatures. It's the ultimate cardio – with frostbite as a bonus!
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Dashing through the snow" is just the intro to a full-on winter obstacle course. Ice patches, snowbanks, and strategically placed puddles – it's like nature's way of keeping us on our toes.
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Dashing through the snow" is also known as "trying to find where I parked my car in the mall parking lot after a snowstorm." It's like a real-life game of hide and seek.
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Dashing through the snow sounds all magical until you're the one shoveling it. Then it's more like "struggling through the slush" with a side of regret.
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You ever notice how "dashing through the snow" is just a fancy way of saying, "I'm trying not to slip on this icy sidewalk, but I still want to look fabulous"?
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The only time I'm truly dashing through the snow is when I see my neighbor with a snowblower, and I want to borrow it before he realizes how much he paid for that thing.
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You know you're from a cold climate when "dashing through the snow" is a sport, and the winner is the one who can scrape the ice off their windshield the fastest.
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