5 Jokes For Dashing Through The Snow

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 25 2024

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Santa's Perspective

Dealing with high-maintenance reindeer
My reindeer have started a support group for flight anxiety. They call it "Antlers Anonymous." It's getting so popular; I might have to reserve a stable for the meetings.

Mrs. Claus

Santa's obsession with milk and cookies
I caught Santa putting protein powder in his milk. He said, "Gotta stay jolly and get those gains." Now, his milk mustache looks like it's been hitting the gym.

Snowflake

Insecurity about uniqueness
Snowflake tried therapy to cope with her uniqueness issues. The therapist said, "You need to let it go." Snowflake replied, "Easier said than done. I've been clinging to this cloud for ages!

Frosty the Snowman

Trying to survive global warming
Frosty's on a dating app. His bio reads, "I'm a cool guy, but things might heat up quickly." His ideal date involves air conditioning and a snowy landscape.

The Grinch

Forced to attend Christmas parties
The Grinch tried to play Secret Santa. He gave everyone empty boxes and said, "I stole your gift. It's in my cave on Mount Crumpit. Good luck finding it!

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