8+ Best One Liners Jokes For darkest

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I'm trying to organize a hide and seek competition, but good players are really hard to find.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

My fear of the dark is like 10% my imagination and 90% the speed of my mom's voice when she calls my name.

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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