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Why did the alligator bring a backpack? It wanted to carry its toothpaste and croco-dile!
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Why did the dangerous snake start a rock band? Because it had a killer hiss-trument!
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What did the leopard say after eating its owner's homework? 'It was purr-fectly delicious!
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How does a kangaroo apologize? It says, 'Hop you can forgive me!' Not dangerous, just bouncing around with regrets!
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Why did the tiger bring a comb to the jungle? It wanted to have a stripe-down style!
The Animal Whisperer
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I tried being an animal whisperer once. Turns out, the only language a dangerous animal understands is RUN!
In the Wild, Anything Goes
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Ever notice how in movies, the hero can talk down a dangerous animal? In reality, if I tried that, the lion would probably roll its eyes and say, You're not worth the calories.
Self-Defense Class
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My friends think I'm paranoid for carrying pepper spray. I'm not paranoid, I'm prepared! You never know when you might run into a chihuahua with a dangerous animal complex.
Odd Companions
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I met this guy who said he had a pet snake. I asked him if it was dangerous. He said, Nah, it’s a vegetarian. Right, because cobras are really into kale these days!
Wild Encounters
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I saw a sign at the zoo that read, Don't feed the animals. I thought, Yeah, they might get too comfortable before dinner.
The Sales Pitch
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Some folks are like, Let's go on a safari! I'm like, Why? You wanna see a lion or be seen by a lion?
Animal Fashion
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If I ever go hiking in the woods, I'm wearing running shoes. Not for me, for the friend I’ll trip first if we encounter a dangerous animal. Survival of the fittest, right?
Safety First
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You know you're in trouble when your tour guide says, Don't worry, the dangerous animals are kept behind sturdy cages... most of the time.
Tough Love
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People say having a dangerous animal as a pet toughens you up. Yeah, tell that to my cat when she's scared of a cucumber!
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