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Why did the daiquiri go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment – always getting shaken up!
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Why did the daiquiri break up with the mojito? It just couldn't handle the extra mint drama!
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Why did the daiquiri become a therapist? It was great at helping people shake off their problems!
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Why don't daiquiris ever get into arguments? They always find a way to smooth things over!
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Why did the daiquiri start a podcast? It wanted to spill the tea about all the juicy lime-light moments!
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Why did the daiquiri apply for a job? It wanted to prove it could handle the mix of responsibilities!
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Why did the daiquiri bring a ladder to the party? It heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
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Drinking daiquiris is like signing up for a yoga class - you feel flexible until you try to touch your toes the next day.
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You know you've had one too many daiquiris when your phone's autocorrect starts speaking Spanish.
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Daiquiris: the liquid courage that convinces you to text your ex 'I miss you' at 2 AM.
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Daiquiris, the drink that turns your Saturday night into a Sunday morning mystery tour.
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I had a daiquiri last night, woke up this morning feeling like I auditioned for a salsa dancing competition in my sleep.
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Daiquiris make you think you're the best dancer in the room until someone hits play on a video the next day.
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Daiquiris are like a fun game of 'guess the flavor' until the next morning when your taste buds feel like they've been on a rollercoaster.
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Daiquiris, the only drink that makes you feel like you're on a tropical vacation until you try to walk in a straight line.
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Drinking daiquiris is like a parade for your taste buds... until they start a riot the next morning.
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