7 Jokes For Daiquiris

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Updated on: Jul 26 2024

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I spilled my daiquiri, and now it's on the rocks. I guess you could say I hit rock bottom!
I asked my daiquiri to tell me a secret. It whispered, 'I'm really a mocktail, but don't tell the other drinks!
I told my friend I can make a daiquiri blindfolded. Now I have to deal with the lime charges.
I asked the bartender for a joke with my daiquiri. He said, 'That's on the rocks!
My daiquiri and I are a lot alike. We both need some time to chill before getting shaken up again!
My daiquiri told me a joke. It was so good; I had to give it a high-five... or should I say, a lime-five!
I tried to make a daiquiri with a broken blender. Now I have a margarita. Life gives you lemons; blenders give you surprises!

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