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Why did Dahmer start a gardening club? He heard it was the perfect place to bury his jokes!
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Why did Dahmer go to the comedy club? He heard they had a killer lineup!
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Why did Dahmer become a weatherman? He wanted to predict the 'chilling' forecast!
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Why did Dahmer become a tour guide? He heard it was the best way to show people the 'grisly' details!
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Why did Dahmer join the circus? He heard they had the best 'slice' of life under the big top!
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Why did Jeffrey Dahmer become a chef? Because he wanted to make a killing in the kitchen!
Dahmer's Dinner Parties
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You know, I was invited to Jeffrey Dahmer's dinner party the other day. The menu was killer... literally. I asked for seconds, but they said, Sorry, we're all out of neighbors.
Dahmer's Yelp Reviews
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I saw Dahmer's Yelp reviews for his restaurant. They were all five stars, but the comments were like, Great atmosphere, a little too much human flesh for my taste. You know you're in trouble when even the cannibals are critics.
Dahmer's BBQ Secrets
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I was at a barbecue, and the grill master started sharing his secrets. He said, The key is to marinate the meat for hours. I thought, Well, that's not too bad. Then he added, And by meat, I mean your relationship with the neighbors.
Dahmer's Food Truck
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I saw Dahmer's food truck parked downtown. The sign said, Grilled to Perfection. I thought about trying it, but then I remembered I left my appetite at home, next to my common sense.
Dahmer's Thanksgiving
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Last Thanksgiving, I decided to try something different. I hosted a Dahmer-inspired feast. The family loved it until they found out the secret ingredient. Let's just say, that was the last time I got invited to bring anything to Thanksgiving dinner.
Dahmer's Cooking Show
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I caught Dahmer's cooking show the other day. He's got this catchphrase, Just a dash of salt, a sprinkle of pepper, and a pinch of unsuspecting pedestrians. I think I'll stick to watching the Food Network.
Dahmer's Family Reunion
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I heard Dahmer had a family reunion recently. It was a potluck, and everyone brought their own dish. Well, almost everyone. Aunt Mildred brought her famous meatloaf, and Uncle Jeff brought his famous neighborloaf.
Dahmer's Cooking Class
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I signed up for Dahmer's cooking class. The first lesson was on presentation. He said, Always make sure the eyes are looking up – it adds a touch of optimism to your plate. I left that class faster than you can say culinary nightmare.
Dahmer's Cookbook
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I found Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook the other day. It's just one page that says, How to Win Friends and Cook People. I think I'll stick to my microwave dinners, thank you very much.
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