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You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. Unless, of course, your doctor is Jeffrey Dahmer. In that case, maybe just stick to the antibiotics.
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They say you can learn a lot from history. So, kids, pay attention in school, or you might end up as a trivia question like, "Who was the guy who made the term 'neighborhood watch' take on a whole new meaning?
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I was watching a crime documentary the other day, and they were talking about Dahmer's neighbors. Imagine living next to that guy! "Hey, Jeff, can I borrow a cup of sugar?" And suddenly, you're the secret ingredient in his next recipe.
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I saw someone with a "Free Hugs" sign the other day. I thought, that's a bold move. I mean, even Dahmer probably wouldn't fall for that one.
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I was thinking, if Jeffrey Dahmer were a chef, he'd probably have a cooking show. "Welcome back to 'Cooking with Dahmer.' Today, we're making a dish that'll leave you speechless... literally.
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You ever notice how serial killers always have these ordinary-sounding names? I mean, Dahmer sounds like the guy who'd fix your computer, not the guy who'd fix you a nice dinner!
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Dahmer really missed an opportunity to be a life coach. Imagine his motivational speech: "Life's a buffet, my friends. Sometimes you just have to take a bite out of it... literally. No regrets!
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You ever think about how Dahmer's high school yearbook must have looked? "Most likely to host a dinner party... that no one will forget.
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Dahmer must have been the worst roommate ever. "Hey, Jeff, did you eat my leftovers?" And suddenly, you're missing from the fridge.
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