7 Daddy Jokes

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Updated on: Dec 16 2024

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What did the daddy corn say to the baby corn? Where's popcorn?
What do you call a daddy snowman in summer? A puddle!
Why did the daddy owl give his kids a pop quiz? To test their 'owl'-gebra!
Why did the daddy broom scold the baby broom? You need to clean up your act!
What did the daddy spider say to the baby spider? You spend too much time on the web!
What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato during a race? Ketchup!
Why did the daddy tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!

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