7 Jokes For Dachshund

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Updated on: Feb 09 2025

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What did the dachshund say to the treadmill? 'You may be going nowhere, but at least I'm getting my 'paws' moving!
What did the dachshund say to the vacuum cleaner? 'You may suck, but I shed!
What did the dachshund say to the suspicious-looking sausage? 'I smell a mystery!
What did the dachshund say to the cheese? 'You may be gouda, but I'm cheddar!
Why did the dachshund bring a suitcase to the park? It wanted to pack its own 'bark'!
Why did the dachshund bring a notebook to the dog park? It wanted to take 'bark' notes!
Why did the dachshund refuse to play hide and seek? It was tired of being the 'underdog'!

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