6 Jokes For Dachshund

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Updated on: Feb 09 2025

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Why did the dachshund bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
What's a dachshund's favorite dance move? The 'wiener' shuffle!
What's a dachshund's favorite type of music? Anything with a good 'bark' beat!
What's a dachshund's favorite subject in school? History, because it's always digging up the past!
Why did the dachshund wear a fur coat to the party? It wanted to look 'paw'-sitively fabulous!
Why did the dachshund go to therapy? It needed to work through some 'emotional baggage'!

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