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Have you ever noticed the synchronized chaos of a group of cyclists at a stoplight? It's like a mini Olympic event, the way they clip out and clip back in, all trying to get that head start.
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Cyclists seem to have a secret code language with their hand signals. I'm still trying to decipher it. Is that a left turn or are they just waving hello to a friend across the street?
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Ever notice how cyclists are immune to bad weather? Rain, snow, or hail – it's all fair game. Meanwhile, I won't even step outside if it looks like it might drizzle.
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You know you're in a big city when the bike lanes are as busy as the regular lanes. It's like witnessing a high-speed chase, except it's just folks on bikes trying to beat traffic.
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Cyclists have this unspoken rule where they must pass each other. It's a constant game of leapfrog – "I pass you, you pass me, and we'll keep doing this dance until one of us reaches the destination.
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Have you noticed how cyclists are like modern-day ninjas? They zoom by in their sleek outfits, silently passing pedestrians, leaving us startled and wondering if they're real or just a figment of our imagination.
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I've come to a realization: cyclists have a superpower—the ability to turn any road into an impromptu Tour de France stage. Suddenly, you're a spectator whether you planned to be or not.
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The spandex and aerodynamic helmets give cyclists an air of superiority. It's like they're saying, "I don't just bike; I transcend into a streamlined, lycra-clad deity of the road.
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You've got to admire cyclists' dedication to finding the perfect parking spot. They'll weave through cars, hop onto sidewalks, all to secure that prime pole or rack space.
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