6+ Best One Liners Jokes For cut off

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop cutting and pasting. I guess it took my request literally.

My friend tried to impress me by cutting his hair with his eyes closed. It was a real eye-opener.

What did the surgeon say to the procrastinating scalpel? Stop cutting it so close!

I decided to cut caffeine from my diet. Now, I'm a mug without a plug.

I accidentally cut my finger chopping vegetables. Now I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place, or should I say, a chopping board and a band-aid.

My dog can do magic. He can make a treat disappear, but only if it's cut into bite-sized pieces first!

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