5 Jokes For Cut Off

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 30 2025

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Personal Trainer

Motivating clients who are convinced that lifting the TV remote is a sufficient workout.
I asked my client if they were into cross-fit. They said, "I cross my fingers every time I fit into my jeans.

Dentist

Trying to convince patients that flossing is a real thing and not just an urban legend.
People say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure my dental bill is a close second.

Tech Support Operator

Dealing with frustrated customers who can't seem to understand the concept of turning it off and on again.
People always ask me, "What's the most common problem you deal with?" I say, "People not realizing that I can't fix stupid.

Barista

Dealing with customers who believe ordering a triple soy latte with extra foam is a basic human right.
Customers complain about the size of the coffee cups, but I'm just thinking, "Maybe you should be concerned about the size of your bladder.

Traffic Cop

Navigating the chaos of rush hour and dealing with drivers who think red lights are just a suggestion.
I tried online dating, but it didn't work out. Turns out, my profile picture with a traffic cone wasn't attracting the right kind of attention.

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