5 Jokes For Cub

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 15 2024

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The Rookie Cub Scout Camper

Grappling with setting up a tent, starting a fire, and basically surviving in the wild.
Sleeping in a tent is like a nature-themed escape room where the prize for winning is a sore back and leaves in your sleeping bag.

The Competitive Cub Scout Parent

Keeping up with the Joneses (or in this case, the other Cub Scout parents) when it comes to badges and achievements.
I'm not saying some parents cheat, but I'm pretty sure one dad's 'Nature Hike' badge was earned from watching a lot of National Geographic.

The Comedian Cub Scout

Balancing the seriousness of earning badges with the urge to make everything a punchline.
I'm just here for the s'mores; the badges are like bonus stickers on a participation award.

The Wilderness Expert Leading Cubs

Trying to instill survival skills in kids who think 'roughing it' means no Wi-Fi for an hour.
In a survival situation, Cubs would probably try to 'summon a pizza' instead of starting a fire with sticks.

The Overwhelmed Parent Cub Scout Leader

Trying to maintain control while handling a bunch of hyperactive kids.
I'm convinced Cub Scout meetings are just reenactments of 'Lord of the Flies' but with s'mores instead of survival skills.

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