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Joke Types
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Why did the cub become a comedian? It wanted to make people bearly able to contain their laughter!
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How do you know if a cub is good at soccer? It has a great bear-foot kick!
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Why did the cub bring a ladder to the zoo? It wanted to see the lion's mane event!
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Why was the cub always picked last for hide and seek? It was unbearable at hiding!
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How does a cub answer the question, 'Are you asleep?' It says, 'No, just bearly awake!
Cub Therapy
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I considered going to therapy with a bear cub. The therapist suggested we communicate better. I'm thinking, I can barely understand humans, and now you want me to decipher cub body language? Maybe I need therapy for therapy.
Cub Dating App
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I tried a new dating app for bears. Swipe left if you hibernate too much, swipe right if you have a killer salmon recipe. Let's just say, I unmatched a few cubs whose idea of a date was stealing picnic baskets.
Cub Driving School
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My friend got a job teaching bear cubs how to drive. I asked him, Are you out of your mind? Now I'm picturing these little furballs behind the wheel, honking at pedestrians and causing traffic jams. If that's not road rage, I don't know what is.
Cub Language
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I tried talking to a bear cub once. It just stared at me like I was speaking some ancient woodland dialect. I swear, if I could understand that cub, it would probably be saying, Dude, hibernate already, your jokes are putting me to sleep!
Cub Tech Support
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I called cub tech support because my laptop was acting up. The little guy on the other end said, Did you try paw-sing and restarting it? Now I'm convinced bear cubs are secretly running the IT world.
Cub Couture
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You ever notice how kids these days have this innate sense of fashion? My neighbor's kid walks out in a mismatched superhero costume, rain boots, and a tiara, and I'm over here thinking, Is this the latest trend or did a cub raid the dress-up closet?
Cub Consultants
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I hired a group of bear cubs to give me life advice. Their main suggestion was to sleep for six months straight. I'm thinking, Great advice, but do you have any tips that won't get me fired?
Cub Comedy Club
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I went to a comedy club where the headliner was a bear cub. It was a roaring success! Well, more like a cute growl. The punchlines were unbearable, but the audience loved it. I guess laughter is universal, even in the animal kingdom.
Cub Cuisine
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I tried cooking with a bear cub once. It basically turned into a food fight, with flour paw prints everywhere. I'm telling you, the cub was more interested in making a mess than making a gourmet meal. Gordon Ramsay would have a cub-induced meltdown.
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