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Why did the cub scout bring a ladder to the meeting? Because he wanted to take his scouting to a whole new level!
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Why did the cub scout bring a mirror to the camping trip? To reflect on nature!
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What's a cub scout's favorite type of music? Anything with a good 'beetle' sound in it!
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Why did the cub scout become a comedian? He wanted to earn his 'laughing out loud' badge!
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Why did the cub scout get a ticket during the hike? He was caught 'paw'-king in a no-parking zone!
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Why did the cub scout take a nap during the hike? He wanted to experience 'rest' in the great outdoors!
The Cub Scout's Oath
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You know, Cub Scouts have this oath, right? To do my duty to God and my country. Sounds noble until you realize their country is a Minecraft server and God is a gaming chair.
The Campfire Songs
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Campfire songs at Cub Scouts? Yeah, because nothing screams 'bonding' like a bunch of 10-year-olds butchering Kumbaya while roasting marshmallows and accidentally setting their hats on fire.
Camping
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Camping trips with the Cub Scouts were always fun until the raccoons showed up. It's like they smelled the trail mix and thought, Ah, free buffet and a show!
Cookie Sales
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Girl Scouts have their cookies, but Cub Scouts? We had popcorn. Because nothing says support our youth like trying to sell kernels for a dollar each. Gourmet, right?
Den Mothers
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Den Mothers, the unsung heroes of Cub Scouts. Basically, it's where your mom volunteers to handle a room full of boys hyped up on sugar and the dream of one day becoming Batman.
The Pinewood Derby
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Ever heard of the Pinewood Derby? Where kids make tiny wooden cars and race them? That's just the scouting way of saying, Hey, let's teach kids about the agony of defeat before puberty.
The Scout's Motto
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The Cub Scout motto is Do Your Best. My best as a kid was not getting lost in the woods during a camping trip. They called it an achievement; I called it survival.
The Uniform
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The Cub Scout uniform: designed to instill pride, ensure safety, and make sure that every kid looks like they're ready for a low-budget version of 'Saving Private Ryan.
Merit Badges
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Merit badges are the Cub Scouts' version of achievements. Got one for camping? Great! Got one for computer skills? Even better! Got one for successfully avoiding social interactions? Legend.
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