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Why did the cub scout take a pencil to the camping trip? In case he wanted to draw closer to nature!
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What did the cub scout say to the marshmallow? 'You're really on a roll!
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Why did the cub scout become a chef? He wanted to earn his 'Cooking with Cubs' badge!
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Why did the cub scout bring a ladder to the campfire? Because he wanted to reach new heights in scouting!
Cub Scout Survival Tactics
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Cub Scouts are like the Navy SEALs of the playground. I mean, who else is prepared to start a fire with two sticks and some marshmallows? Forget the wilderness, I bet they can survive a family camping trip without Wi-Fi.
Cub Scout Wisdom
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Cub Scouts are the real experts at being prepared. They've got a motto, you know - Be Prepared. It's like their life mantra. Meanwhile, I can barely prepare a grocery list without forgetting the milk.
Cub Scout Initiation
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I heard Cub Scouts have an initiation ceremony. They blindfold you, make you spin around, and then you have to tie a knot with one hand. It's like a twisted mashup of a scouting tradition and a fraternity hazing.
Cub Scout Chronicles
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You know, I was never a Cub Scout myself, but I've heard they teach you some essential life skills. Like how to tie knots. Because you never know when you'll find yourself in a life-or-death situation and think, If only I could turn this shoelace into a square knot, I'd survive!
Cub Scout Leadership
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Cub Scouts have leaders called den mothers. I wonder if they have den fathers too? And if so, do they have to deal with den-mother-in-law drama? Oh, you're making s'mores AGAIN, Martha?
Cub Scout Cookies
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You know, the Cub Scouts sell cookies, too. But it's a different experience. Instead of Thin Mints, they've got Moderately Plump Mints because, let's be honest, they're not winning any sprints with those knots they've been practicing.
Cub Scout Motivation
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Cub Scouts learn teamwork and camaraderie. I tried that once with my friends, but the only knot we mastered was the one in our friendship after trying to set up a tent for two hours.
Cub Scout GPS
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Cub Scouts are great with directions, right? They can look at the stars and tell you exactly where you are. Meanwhile, I can't find my way out of a paper bag, even with Google Maps and a flashlight. Maybe I need a Cub Scout compass app or something.
Cub Scout Achievements
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I heard Cub Scouts earn badges for their accomplishments. I wish life had badges. Like, Congratulations, you survived Monday without punching anyone—here's your 'Adulting' badge.
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