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Joke Types
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I asked my computer for a joke, and it replied, 'You.' Well played, computer, well played.
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Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
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Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
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Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
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Why did the cat bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
The CT of Dieting
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Ever tried dieting? It's a constant CT battle - Calories versus Tastiness. I tell myself, Today, I'll have a salad, but then the chocolate cake gives me that look, and suddenly, CT - Culinary Temptation wins. It's like my taste buds have a personal vendetta against my waistline.
CT – Car Troubles
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Car troubles are the worst, especially when that 'Check Engine' light decides to play mind games. It's like the car is speaking in code: CT. Does it mean Can't Travel or Catastrophic Transmission? Either way, it's never a good sign. I miss the days when cars just had a simple 'Oil' light. Now it's like trying to decode a secret message from my car's dashboard.
Conflict Resolution in the Digital Age
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You know, they say ct stands for conflict, and in today's world, our primary conflict resolution method is just Control + T. You can argue with your spouse, but can you beat the almighty Ctrl + Tab? Good luck!
When CT Means Complicated Texts
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Ever received a ct in a message and thought it was a typo? Turns out, it's not just a typo; it's a prelude to a text so complicated, even Stephen Hawking would need a decoder ring. I had to consult a linguist to decipher ct - turns out, it means, Can't Talk. Who knew?
CT – The Silent Treatment
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Ever get the silent treatment in a relationship? It's like living in a library where everyone is mad at you. ct becomes the unspoken language. I've become so fluent in it that I can tell the difference between ct and CT - one is lowercase silent treatment, and the other is the CAPITALIZED silent treatment.
CT in the Kitchen
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In our house, ct doesn't stand for conflict, it stands for cooking trouble. My spouse is always telling me, You can't just throw random ingredients together! Well, I beg to differ. I call it culinary improv, they call it a ct – a Culinary Tragedy. Tomato, tomahto, right?
Office Conflicts and the CT Protocol
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In the office, we have a secret code for conflicts: CT protocol. It's simple - whenever you're about to argue with a colleague, just shout CT! and everyone freezes. It stands for Coffee Time. We've found that most office disputes can be resolved with a good cup of coffee and a few pastries.
CT: The Gamer's Dilemma
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As a gamer, CT doesn't mean conflict; it means competition time. You're in the middle of a game, and your partner shouts, CT! It's not a fight; it's a call to battle. The stakes are high: winner gets control of the TV remote for the night. May the fastest thumbs prevail!
Parenting and the CT Dilemma
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Parenthood is all about conflict, especially when it comes to bedtime. My kid insists on reading one more story, and I say, CT! But instead of 'Can't Talk,' it means 'Cuddle Time.' So now, every night, I'm stuck negotiating over the proper definition of CT.
CT: The Battle of Thermostats
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Relationships can be tough, especially when it comes to the thermostat. My partner and I have this ongoing conflict: I like it warm, they like it cool. It's a constant CT - Cold Temperature war. I tried compromising once; now we keep the thermostat at a lukewarm 73 degrees – the perfect recipe for domestic peace.
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