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You ever notice how the checkout line at the grocery store is like a pop quiz on your math skills? Suddenly, you're expected to calculate discounts, taxes, and make small talk, all while trying to remember if you turned off the oven at home.
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The moment when you're browsing the internet and accidentally close the tab with the recipe you were using to cook dinner. It's like, "Well, I guess we're having 'Surprise Casserole' tonight. Bon appétit, fam!
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Can we talk about how our pets always seem to pick the most inconvenient times to suddenly become professional photographers? Like, I'm trying to take a serious selfie, and my cat decides it's the perfect moment to showcase its best "tail photobomb" impression.
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My closet is like a time machine. I go in looking for a pair of socks, and the next thing I know, I'm surrounded by my high school wardrobe, wondering why I ever thought cargo pants were a good idea.
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Let's talk about how our GPS systems have this magical ability to transform into backseat drivers with attitudes. It's like, "Turn left in 500 feet." Yeah, I know, Karen, but can you not judge my lane-changing decisions, please?
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Ever notice how our computer's default setting for volume is always set to "Wake Up the Entire House"? Meanwhile, the "quiet mode" is like a secret feature hidden in the depths of settings, as if they don't trust us with peaceful computing.
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You know you're an adult when the idea of a wild Friday night involves a heated debate over which movie to watch on Netflix, and halfway through, someone suggests playing the movie in 1.5x speed to save time.
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The most suspenseful moment in modern life is when you're about to sneeze, and it decides to play hide-and-seek. It's like your body is the worst game show host ever – "Will the sneeze come out to play? Stay tuned!
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