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The Crystal Ball Manufacturer
Dealing with high expectations and mystical demands
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I received a complaint that the crystal ball wasn't working in the rain. I had to explain that it's not waterproof. They said, "But what if someone wants to know their future during a storm?" I guess they're more concerned about wet predictions than wet hair.
The Crystal Ball Repair Guy
Job hazards of handling magical orbs
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One client accused me of breaking their crystal ball during a repair. I said, "Ma'am, it's not my fault your ball had trust issues. It saw me coming and went into self-destruct mode.
The Unlucky Customer
Expecting too much from a round piece of glass
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The crystal ball told me my lucky number is 7. I went to the casino, put everything on 7, and lost. I guess my crystal ball's idea of luck is more like a suggestion than a guarantee.
The Skeptic
Trusting a floating disco ball with life decisions
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I asked the crystal ball about my career, and it went dark. I thought it was broken, but then it whispered, "You're on your own, buddy." Now, I'm reevaluating life choices based on a piece of glass that's ghosting me.
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