6 Jokes For Crushed

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Updated on: Jul 16 2025

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I wanted to propose with crushed ice, but I decided against it. I didn't want our love to start on a rocky foundation.
When my smartphone got crushed, I lost all my contacts. Now, it's a real touchy subject.
I accidentally stepped on my sandwich. Now I have a flatbread.
My gym membership got crushed under a pile of pizza menus. I guess that's fate telling me something.
I got a job at the orange juice factory, but I got canned. They said I couldn't concentrate.
I accidentally crushed my calculator. Now it just doesn't add up.

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