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You ever notice how the enthusiasm you have on Monday morning is like a soda can right after it's been crushed? It's like, "Yeah, I'm ready for the week!" crushed Just like that soda can, your hopes and dreams slightly deflated.
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Life advice: If someone tells you they have their life together, they're probably lying. Life is more like a bunch of papers in your backpack – it might seem organized, but there's always that one paper that ends up crushed and forgotten.
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Dieting is like trying to keep a pristine bag of chips. You start off with good intentions, but by the end of the week, your willpower is as crushed as those poor chips at the bottom of the bag.
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I ordered a package online, and the excitement of its arrival is like a soda can waiting to be opened. You tear into it with anticipation, only to find out that the delivery guy played a game of soccer with your box, and now it's as crushed as my hopes for a pristine package.
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Have you ever noticed how our dreams are a bit like a crushed soda can? You start off with a big vision, and then life comes along and goes, "Let me just apply a little pressure." Suddenly, you're left with a crinkled masterpiece.
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Adulting is like having a backpack full of responsibilities. At first, everything fits perfectly, but as time goes on, it feels like the weight of life is trying to crush you. And you thought backpacks were just for school.
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Parenting is like a perfectly folded origami until your toddler gets hold of it. Suddenly, that delicate structure is crushed, torn, and resembles something closer to abstract art. Parenthood: turning perfection into chaos, one toddler at a time.
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I recently joined a gym, and my motivation is like a soda can trying to resist being crushed. It starts off strong, but by the end of the workout, it's like, "Okay, you win. Crush me with those weights.
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Relationships are like chips in a bag. At first, it's all full and exciting, but as time goes on, it starts to feel a bit crushed. Suddenly, you're left with the crumbled remains of what used to be a whole snack.
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