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What did the royal chef say about the king's dinner request? 'It's a regal dish, your majesty!
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Why did the king bring a ladder to the palace? He wanted to go to the next level of royalty!
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What do you call a king who's also a magician? A 'sor-king' with a magic crown!
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What do you call a king with no eyes? No idea, but he can't see his own crown!
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What did the king say when he found his lost crown? 'I'm crowned with success!'
Royal Headaches
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Crowns are like tiny kingdoms for your head. But let me tell you, the responsibility is overwhelming. I lost count of how many times I had to declare war on sneaky bobby pins trying to stage a rebellion.
Crowning Achievement Unlocked
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Wearing a crown makes you instantly more regal, but it also comes with a hidden stat boost—awkwardness! Trying to eat with a crown on is like playing a real-life game of Operation. One wrong move, and suddenly your crown's stuck in the mashed potatoes.
Crowned and Confused
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Wearing a crown makes you the center of attention, which is great until people start asking you about foreign policy. I can barely decide between fries and a salad; now you want me to negotiate peace treaties? I'm just here for the shiny accessory, folks!
The Crowned Crusader
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I wore a crown to the grocery store once, thinking it'd make me feel more important. Turns out, the cashier wasn't impressed, and the person behind me just wanted their turn. I felt like I was holding up the entire kingdom's supply of cereal.
The Royal Struggle
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You ever try wearing a crown? I put one on, and suddenly I'm in this epic battle—me against gravity. It's like my head's auditioning for a role in a medieval action movie, and it's not getting the part!
The Crown Chronicles
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I got a crown as a gift once. It's a lovely gesture until you realize you're now expected to wear it to every occasion. Job interview? Check. Doctor's appointment? Absolutely. Date night? Let's just say romance took a backseat to headgear that evening.
Crown Jewel Dilemmas
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Wearing a crown is supposed to make you feel like royalty, right? Well, I tried it, and now I understand why kings in history always look so serious. It's not power, it's the constant fear of losing the crown! I felt like I was in a perpetual game of musical thrones.
Crown vs. Bedhead
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Wearing a crown to bed seemed like a good idea at the time. I woke up feeling like a monarch, but my hair looked like it had declared its independence overnight. The crown won the battle, but my hair won the war!
Crowning Glory
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I wore a crown to work, thinking it'd boost my confidence. Instead, I spent the day trying to avoid low doorways and feeling like I was auditioning for a sequel to The Princess and the Ceiling Fan. Office life has never been so regally hazardous!
The Crown Conundrum
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I wore a crown once. People started treating me differently. I thought it was all respect until I realized they were just afraid I'd ask them to bow every time I entered a room. It's hard being a benevolent ruler when all you really want is a high-five!
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