5 Jokes For Crown

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 19 2025

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The Royal Jeweler

Designing a crown that's both stylish and practical
I tried making a crown out of recycled materials to be eco-friendly. The king wasn't impressed. He said, "I want a kingdom, not a craft project!

The King's Royal Advisor

Dealing with the king's questionable fashion choices
The king asked his advisor, "Do you think this crown makes me look regal?" The advisor replied, "Well, it definitely makes a statement – I'm just not sure it's a good one.

The Envious Court Jester

Coveting the king's crown and royal privileges
I asked the king if I could borrow his crown for a day. He said sure, but now I'm stuck answering all these kingdom calls. Turns out, being king is a full-time job!

The Royal Court Jester's Wisecracks

Making fun of the king without losing my head
The king asked if I liked his crown. I said, "It's so majestic; I almost forgot we have indoor plumbing!

The Rejected Royal Guard

Feeling left out and unimportant compared to the king's crown
I asked the king if I could wear the crown for a day. He said, "Sure, if you can carry the weight of the entire kingdom on your head." I declined and opted for a neck pillow instead.

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