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I tried to start a crowbar band, but we couldn't find the right opening act!
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Why did the crowbar go to therapy? It had too many emotional attachments!
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I told my crowbar a secret, but it couldn't keep it under wraps. Guess it needed more leverage!
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Why don't crowbars ever get into arguments? They always find a way to pry-solve their issues!
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Why did the crowbar apply for a job? It heard there were a lot of openings!
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Crowbars are like the swiss army knives of the criminal world. 'Let me just pry this open, and voila, your secrets are exposed!'
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I asked my friend for advice on home security, and he said, 'Get a crowbar.' I think he misunderstood the concept. I'm trying to keep people out, not invite them in for a breaking and entering tutorial.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a good deal on crowbars. 'Buy one, get one free!' Because you never know when you'll need a backup for all those impromptu demolition parties.
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I accidentally left my crowbar at a friend's house after helping him move. Now he thinks I've given him the weirdest housewarming gift ever. 'Happy new home, here's the key to chaos!'
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Crowbars, the only tool that can fix a broken window and ruin your alibi at the same time. 'Oh officer, I was just practicing my carpentry skills!'
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I bought a crowbar recently. Not for home improvement, mind you. It's my new workout routine. Nothing says 'get in shape' like breaking into your own house and trying not to look suspicious.
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I tried using a crowbar to fix my relationship once. Turns out, prying into someone's personal space is not the best way to reconnect. Who knew?
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I tried using a crowbar to open a can of soup once. Let's just say my kitchen now looks like a crime scene. The soup won, by the way.
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I saw a sign that said, 'In case of emergency, break glass.' So naturally, I bought a crowbar. Now I'm just waiting for an emergency that involves a lot of glass and a complete lack of better judgment.
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