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You ever notice how a crowbar is the ultimate multitool for breaking into places? It's like the Swiss Army knife for aspiring cat burglars. "Oh, I need to open this window quietly? Crowbar. I need to pry open this door? Crowbar. I need to fix my life? Well, that's a different tool altogether.
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Crowbars are like the unsung heroes of action movies. The hero always finds one conveniently lying around when they need to escape from the bad guys. I mean, who knew that hardware stores were also training grounds for future action stars?
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I bought a crowbar the other day, and the cashier gave me that look like, "What kind of shenanigans are you getting into?" I had to reassure her it was just for fixing things around the house. Little did she know, my house has a lot of "accidentally locked doors.
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Crowbars are like the swag of the tool world. You walk into a room carrying one, and suddenly everyone looks at you like, "Who's this person? Do they moonlight as a superhero in their spare time?" No, I just have a leaky faucet at home.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about buying a crowbar. It's not about the prying and breaking anymore; it's about the satisfaction of owning a tool that can handle the tough jobs. It's like joining a secret society of DIY enthusiasts.
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You ever notice how whenever someone mentions a crowbar, there's always that one friend who insists on demonstrating the proper way to use it? It's like, "We get it, Dave, you're the MacGyver of the group. No need to pry open the soda can with it.
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I tried using a crowbar to open a bag of chips once. Let me tell you, it was like bringing a sledgehammer to a delicate dance. Chips everywhere. Lesson learned: not every problem requires the brute force elegance of a crowbar.
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Crowbars are like the exclamation points of the tool world. When a regular tool just won't cut it, bring in the crowbar. It's like the tool version of saying, "Enough is enough!" If tools could talk, the crowbar would have a gravelly, action-hero voice.
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You ever try using a crowbar without feeling like you're auditioning for a heist movie? It's impossible! You start imagining a dramatic soundtrack playing in the background as you heroically pry open that stubborn jar of pickles.
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