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Did you hear about the cross-country runner who was also a musician? They set a new record because they knew how to stay in tune!
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Why was the cross-country team so good at math? Because they knew all about the 'distance formula'!
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Why did the cross-country runner bring a ladder to the race? Because they heard the competition was over their heads!
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Why did the scarecrow win the cross-country race? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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How did the cross-country team celebrate their victory? They took a run-down the podium!
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Why was the cross-country coach always calm? Because they knew how to pace themselves!
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I tried cross-country running once. Gave up halfway because I realized my favorite running shoes were at home. In another state.
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Cross-country relationships are like marathons. Except instead of a finish line, you're just praying your partner's GPS doesn't glitch and send them to a different relationship.
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Long-distance relationships are the real test of trust. I mean, if they can't trust you not to cheat with the pizza delivery guy, maybe it's not meant to be.
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I did cross-country in high school. Turns out, I'm great at running away from my problems. I just wish my problems didn't have such good stamina.
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Cross-country flights are like a forced meditation. You're stuck in a metal tube, 30,000 feet in the air, trying not to think about the fact that your life depends on a pilot who may or may not have had turbulence for breakfast.
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Dating someone cross-country is like having a part-time relationship. You know, because they're only your significant other on weekends and public holidays.
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I tried a cross-country diet. It's where you eat whatever you want but only if it's from a different cuisine each time. Let's just say, my taste buds are now more well-traveled than I am.
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My GPS once told me to take a cross-country shortcut. Ended up in the middle of nowhere, questioning both my life choices and the accuracy of Siri's sense of humor.
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Cross-country relationships are like a game of hide and seek, but instead of finding each other, you're just hoping the Wi-Fi signal is strong enough for a video call.
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