17 Jokes For Cross Dresser

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Updated on: Aug 03 2025

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What did the cross dresser say to their reflection? 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all in this fabulous outfit?
Why did the cross dresser open a bakery? They wanted to knead and wear it too!
What do you call a cross dresser who loves technology? A 'trans-former'!
What do you call a cross dresser who loves spicy food? A 'salsa-dresser'!
What's a cross dresser's favorite movie genre? 'Dress'pionage' – full of intrigue and fabulous disguises!
What's a cross dresser's favorite type of music? Anything with a good 'beat'!
What's a cross dresser's favorite exercise? Crossfit, of course!

Closet Confessions

My closet has more secrets than a cross-dressing spy. I open it, and the clothes whisper, You can't handle the fashion truth! I just nod and grab the sparkly scarf.

Cross Dressing Fitness

I heard there's a new workout trend – cross-dressing yoga. Downward dog, meet upward diva. It's the only workout where the more you sweat, the better you accessorize.

The Cross Dresser Chronicles

You know, I tried cross-dressing once. My wife walked in and said, Honey, is that my dress? I said, No, it's our dress now, we share everything in this marriage!

The Cross Dressing Diet

I started a new diet where I only eat while dressed as the opposite gender. It's called the cross-dressing diet – lose weight and gain a whole new wardrobe. The only downside is explaining my fashion choices to the pizza delivery guy.

Fashion Forward Confusion

I recently went shopping for clothes and accidentally wandered into the cross-dressing section. I was so lost, I asked the salesperson, Do these heels make me look adventurous?

Cross Dressing and Confused

I tried explaining cross-dressing to my grandparents. They looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language. Grandpa asked, Back in my day, wasn't it just called laundry day?

High Heels, Low Expectations

My girlfriend caught me trying on her heels. She said, What are you doing? I replied, Just practicing for the day I have to walk a mile in your shoes – literally.

Fashion Police Alert

I got pulled over by the fashion police the other day. Apparently, my attempt at cross-dressing was a criminal offense against good taste. They let me off with a warning but suggested I stick to my day job.

Cross Dressing in the Digital Age

I posted a picture of myself in a dress on social media, and my friends were confused. One of them commented, Is this a glitch in the Matrix, or did you just discover a new filter – Fabulous Mode?

Wardrobe Malfunction Excuse

I was late to work the other day because I couldn't decide what to wear. I blame it on my cross-dressing phase. Now when my boss asks, Why are you late? I just say, Gender equality, sir!

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