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You know, cross-dressers are like magicians, but instead of pulling rabbits out of hats, they're pulling off wigs and revealing a completely different look. I tried that once, but people just thought I was having a really bad hair day.
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I admire cross-dressers' ability to accessorize. I can barely remember to wear my wedding ring, and they've got a collection of scarves, hats, and jewelry that could rival a department store. I'm over here struggling to match my socks.
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I asked my cross-dressing friend for fashion advice, and he said, "Darling, it's all about confidence!" Now, whenever I'm feeling unsure, I just channel my inner cross-dresser and strut into a room like I own the place. Spoiler alert: I don't own the place.
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Cross-dressers must have a secret society or something. How else do they all know when it's time to switch from winter to summer fashion? Meanwhile, I'm over here just hoping I remembered to put on deodorant before leaving the house.
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I was talking to my cross-dressing friend the other day, and he said, "I love the power of heels." I thought he meant the confidence boost, but nope, he was talking about being able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store. Now that's practical fashion!
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Cross-dressers must be the only people who can confidently say, "I have nothing to wear," while standing in front of a closet bursting at the seams. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just hoping we find matching socks.
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Cross-dressers are the true experts in multitasking. Not only are they managing makeup, wardrobe changes, and accessories, but they're also dodging judgmental looks and inappropriate comments. Meanwhile, I struggle to text and walk without bumping into a lamppost.
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Cross-dressers are like the ninjas of the fashion world. One minute they're in jeans and a t-shirt, and the next, they've vanished, only to reappear in a sequined gown and killer heels. I can barely change into pajamas without getting stuck in one leg.
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You ever notice how cross-dressers have a wardrobe that's more diverse than my Spotify playlist? I mean, one day they're rocking a little black dress, and the next, they've got camouflage cargo pants like they're ready for a fashion war.
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