5 Jokes For Criminal

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 10 2024

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The Judge

Trying to Maintain Order in a Courtroom Full of Chaos
People say justice is blind, but I assure you, it can still smell the guilt from a mile away. It smells a lot like courtroom coffee.

The Innocent Bystander

Accidentally Getting Involved in Criminal Activities
I joined a gang once. We called ourselves "The Tardy Turtles." Our criminal empire didn't last long; we were always late to the heists.

The Security Guard

Dealing with Boredom on the Night Shift
I take my job seriously. Last night, I apprehended a suspicious-looking dust bunny. Turned out it was just fluff with a rap sheet.

The Detective

Solving Crimes with Unconventional Methods
You know you're in trouble when the detective starts dusting for fingerprints in your Tinder profile picture.

The Criminal's Lawyer

Defending the Indefensible
Defending a criminal is like trying to sell a haunted house. You have to convince people it's not as bad as it looks, and sometimes you just need to change the wallpaper.

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