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Why do we always blame the door for creaking? Maybe it's not the door's fault; maybe it's just trying to express its existential dread about being slammed all the time. "Oh great, another emotional door moment!
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The creak in my bathroom door is like a built-in lie detector. You can't sneak in there without the whole house knowing. It's like the door saying, "I know you had that extra piece of cake!
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You know you're an adult when you hear a creak in the house, and instead of thinking it's a ghost, you're just like, "Honey, did you forget to oil the hinges again, or are we haunted by a lazy ghost?
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You ever notice how doors in horror movies always creak? I mean, I get it, the ghost or the killer needs an entrance theme like they're making a WWE debut. "And here comes the ghost, making a dramatic entrance with the creaky door soundtrack!
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I tried to fix the creak in my door with some WD-40, but now it sounds like I have a greased-up acrobat performing every time I open it. Maybe my door is just practicing for the circus.
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My front door creaks so loudly that it's basically the house's way of announcing, "Guess who's home? It's you, and you're bringing noise complaints with you!
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Doors creak louder when you're trying to be quiet, especially at night. It's like they have a hotline to Murphy's Law: "Oh, you're trying to sneak into the kitchen for a midnight snack? Let me just announce it to the whole neighborhood.
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The creak in my bedroom door is so distinct that I can tell who's entering just by the sound. If it's a slow, deliberate creak, it's my mom. If it's a rushed, impatient creak, it's probably my cat trying to break in.
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Creaky doors make for terrible secret agents. Imagine James Bond trying to sneak into a villain's lair, and every door just goes, "Creeeeak... busted, Mr. Bond!
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