5 Jokes For Creak

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Updated on: Apr 06 2025

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The Paranormal Realtor

Selling a haunted house with noisy floors
Trying to sell a haunted house is like trying to sell a used car with a funky smell. You can try to mask it, but once those floors start creaking, the jig is up.

Haunted House Inspector

Dealing with creaky floors in haunted houses
Being a haunted house inspector is the only job where you hope your flashlight batteries die just so you have an excuse to leave a dark, creaky room.

Ghosts' Union Representative

Negotiating better working conditions for ghosts with noisy floors
We ghosts have a slogan now: "Equal haunting opportunities for all – whether your creaks are high-pitched or low, we deserve to spook without discrimination.

The Ghost Therapist

Helping ghosts cope with the stress of creaky floors
I had a ghost tell me, "I'm so stressed about these creaky floors." I said, "Well, at least you don't have to worry about step aerobics – you're getting your workout just haunting the living room.

DIY Ghost Hunter

Trying to fix creaky floors in a haunted house
I thought I'd found a solution to the creaky floors – I put down a rug. Now, it's not just creaky; it's also a haunted slip 'n slide.

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