9 Jokes For Crash Test

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Updated on: May 14 2025

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Why did the crash test dummy break up with its partner? They had too many collisions of interest!
I tried to impress my crush by becoming a crash test dummy. She said, 'You really know how to crash into my heart!
Why did the crash test dummy get promoted? It had outstanding performance in the field!
I asked my crash test dummy for relationship advice. It said, 'Sometimes you just have to buckle up and enjoy the ride!
Why do crash test dummies make great comedians? They always know how to land a good joke!
What did the crash test dummy say to its therapist? 'I just feel so smashed all the time!
I told my crush I'm like a crash test dummy in love. She said, 'That explains why our relationship always feels like a collision.
I asked the crash test dummy for its opinion on life. It said, 'Sometimes you have to take a hit to move forward.
My job interview as a crash test dummy went well. They said I was the perfect candidate for handling high-pressure situations.

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