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Have you ever wondered about crash test dummies? I mean, they're the unsung heroes of the automotive industry. They go through all these crashes so we can have safer cars. But do they ever get together and have like a support group? "Hi, I'm Crash, and I've been rear-ended 500 times.
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You know what's ironic? Crash test dummies probably have a better survival rate than most of us in relationships. They've been through so many crashes; they've mastered the art of coming out unscathed.
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Do you think crash test dummies have retirement plans? Like, after years of service, do they get to retire to some crash test paradise, where cars gently tap each other just for fun? "Ah, this retirement crash is nothing like the real deal.
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Imagine if crash test dummies could talk. They'd probably have the most incredible stories. "You think your commute was rough? Let me tell you about the time I was in a head-on collision for the 100th time.
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I bet crash test dummies have a hard time dating. How do they explain their job without scaring off their potential partners? "I'm in a committed relationship with impact and collision. It's complicated.
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Ever notice how crash test dummies always have this stoic expression, like they're preparing for the worst but trying to play it cool? I guess that's the face you make when you're about to meet a brick wall at high speed.
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Crash test dummies are like the silent heroes of the automotive world. They sacrifice their bodies so we can confidently sing in the car, "I will survive!" But seriously, let's give it up for those unsung heroes.
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Crash test dummies must have really high job satisfaction. I mean, how many of us can say our job involves getting thrown around in the name of safety? "Oh, you had a rough day at the office? Well, I was just catapulted into a barrier. Beat that!
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You know, crash tests are like a car's version of a really intense spa day. "Today, we'll be testing your resilience and ability to withstand impact." Can't you just picture the cars in tiny robes, sipping cucumber water, and getting ready for their "me time"?
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