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Why did the cracker break up with the pretzel? It found someone 'breader'!
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Why did the cracker apply for a job? It wanted to be 'cracktually' employed!
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Why did the cracker refuse to fight? It was afraid of getting 'crushed'!
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Why did the cracker go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart snack!
Crackers in the Printer
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You ever try printing something important, and instead of a document, out pops a bunch of Ritz crackers? I mean, talk about a snack attack when you least expect it! I thought I was sending a resume, but apparently, my printer thought I was placing an order for a cheese platter.
Snack or Snag?
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You think paper jams are annoying? Try getting a cracker jam. There I am, wrestling with my printer, and instead of a smooth document, I'm pulling out Saltines and praying I don’t find a jar of salsa next.
The Technological Cracker Challenge
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You know you've hit a new low in your tech-savvy skills when your biggest achievement of the day is successfully printing crackers. Forget fixing the Wi-Fi or updating software; today, I became a master chef... for my printer.
Cracker Jacks of the Office
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The vending machine in our office is jealous. I mean, who needs it when you've got a printer that moonlights as a snack dispenser? Next thing you know, it'll start charging us by the cracker.
Ink and Edible
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I always thought printer ink was expensive, but when it starts getting flavored, that's where I draw the line. I mean, now I'm just waiting for the day I see cracker refills on the office supply list.
The Great Office Bake-Off
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Forget about The Great British Bake-Off. We've got The Great Office Print-Off. Will it be a pie chart or a pretzel? A bar graph or a biscuit? The suspense is killing me, and also making me hungry.
Printer’s Pet Peeve
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You know, printers must get tired of all our demands. First, it's print this, print that, and now, apparently, print my afternoon snack. No wonder they're always jamming; they're trying to rebel!
Office Snack Surprise
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They say the office printer's not for personal use, but I'd like to see HR explain why my TPS reports now have a side of Wheat Thins. Productivity might be down, but morale? Through the roof!
Printed Paranoia
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Now, every time I hear the whirring of the printer, I'm not sure if it's printing my documents or baking me a batch of cookies. Either way, I've started keeping a glass of milk by my desk, just in case.
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