7 Jokes For Country Club

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Updated on: Mar 12 2025

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the country club? In case he got a hole-in-one and a hole-in-two! πŸ‘–
Why did the golfer bring extra pants to the country club? In case he got a hole in one. πŸ‘–
I got banned from the country club for telling too many hole-in-one jokes. They said I was below par. β›³
I joined the country club to improve my swing. Now I can't even walk straight! πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸŒοΈβ€β™€οΈ
Why did the golfer bring extra socks to the country club? In case he got a hole-in-one and had to put his best foot forward. 🧦
I asked the country club if they had a vegetarian menu. They said, 'No, but the greens are great!' πŸ₯¬
I asked the country club if they had a swimming pool. They said, 'No, but we have a water hazard on the 9th hole!' πŸŠβ€β™‚οΈ

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