7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For country club

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the country club? In case he got a hole-in-one and a hole-in-two! 👖

Why did the golfer bring extra pants to the country club? In case he got a hole in one. 👖

I got banned from the country club for telling too many hole-in-one jokes. They said I was below par. ⛳

I joined the country club to improve my swing. Now I can't even walk straight! 🚶‍♂️🏌️‍♀️

Why did the golfer bring extra socks to the country club? In case he got a hole-in-one and had to put his best foot forward. 🧦

I asked the country club if they had a vegetarian menu. They said, 'No, but the greens are great!' 🥬

I asked the country club if they had a swimming pool. They said, 'No, but we have a water hazard on the 9th hole!' 🏊‍♂️

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