6 Jokes For Country Club

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Updated on: Mar 12 2025

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I told the waiter at the country club I wanted my steak well-done. He said, 'Certainly, Sir. Tee time is at 3 pm.' 🥩⛳
I got kicked out of the country club for bringing a ladder. They said it was a step too far. 🪜
I wanted to organize a golf tournament at the country club, but I heard it was a hole in their schedule. ⛳
Why do golfers make terrible astronauts? Because they always take too many shots in space! 🚀
I told my caddy I needed a break, and he handed me a Kit-Kat. Turns out, he thought I said 'kit on the back nine.' 🍫
Why did the golfer bring a pencil to the country club? In case he had to draw a line in the sand. 🏌️‍♂️✏️

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