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The Sesame Street Janitor
Dealing with the aftermath of Count Sesame's counting obsession.
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The other day, the janitor found Count Sesame in the storage closet surrounded by piles of numbers. He sighed and said, "I've heard of number crunching, but this is getting out of hand!
The Sesame Street Bartender
Serving drinks to Count Sesame and his peculiar requests.
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I asked Count Sesame what he wanted to drink. He said, "Give me a shot of your strongest liquor." I poured him a glass of water. He counted the molecules and nodded approvingly.
The Sesame Street Mathematician
Competing with Count Sesame in a math competition.
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We were in a heated math competition, and Count Sesame whispered, "I'm going to count to infinity." I replied, "Well, good luck finding a number that can compete with my infinite apathy.
The Sesame Street News Anchor
Reporting on Count Sesame's unusual counting events.
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In a shocking turn of events, Count Sesame counted to infinity and beyond. Buzz Lightyear is considering legal action for trademark infringement.
The Sesame Street Therapist
Helping Count Sesame cope with his anxiety about numbers.
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I suggested Count Sesame try meditation to relax. Now, instead of counting sheep, he's counting breaths. He claims it helps, but his neighbors are complaining about the loud "one...two...three" coming from his apartment.
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