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I went to see a counselor, and you know you're in for a wild ride when they start their sentence with, "Let's unpack that." I'm like, "Lady, my luggage has been full since birth!
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The best part about seeing a counselor? They make you feel like you're not crazy for feeling crazy. It's like a mental gymnastics game, and they're the coaches, trying to get you to stick the landing.
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Counselors have this superpower where they can make you feel like you've had an epiphany about your life, but in reality, you've just repeated what you said five minutes ago.
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Ever wonder if counselors have their own counselor? Like, who do they talk to after a long day of listening to everyone else's drama? A counselor for counselors? Mind blown!
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I once asked my counselor if I could take notes during our session. She said sure, but I swear every time I looked down to write, she'd drop some profound wisdom, and I'd be like, "Wait, can you repeat that?
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You ever notice how a counselor's office looks like a place that's designed to calm you down, but the moment you walk in, you suddenly forget every issue you had until you sit down?
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Ever notice how counselors have the most neutral expressions? You could walk in saying you're marrying a pineapple, and they'd just nod and say, "Tell me more.
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You know you've been seeing a counselor for too long when you start grading your emotional breakdowns like, "That was a solid 8.5 on the emotional Richter scale.
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I tried telling my counselor a joke once to lighten the mood. She responded with, "That's interesting. What do you think that says about your need for external validation?" Tough crowd!
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