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Why did the toucan go to Costa Rica's soccer game? It heard they always score 'pura goals'!
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What did the tourist say after visiting Costa Rica? 'I can't be-leaf I had such a tree-mendous time!
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What do you call a Costa Rican fish that's good at playing piano? A 'pura vida' minnow-sician!
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What do you call a Costa Rican who's also a magician? A 'pura vida' trickster!
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Why did the computer go to Costa Rica? It wanted to improve its byte rate in a 'pura vida' environment!
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Why did the coffee bean refuse to go to Costa Rica? It heard the local beans were a little too hot to handle!
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I tried ziplining in Costa Rica, and halfway through, I was convinced that I was auditioning for the next Tarzan movie. Spoiler alert: I didn't get the part, but I did get a really intense hairdo.
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I found out Costa Ricans call themselves 'Ticos.' I thought, 'That's cute,' until I realized it's short for 'tickled by the sun'—and here I am, looking more like 'lobster-inspired by a sunburn.'
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Costa Rica, the only place where even the sloths have a better work-life balance than I do. I mean, they're just hanging around, enjoying life, and I'm here stressing over emails. Maybe I need to take a 'sloth-sabbatical' instead.
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I heard in Costa Rica, they measure distance in 'time to get there' rather than miles. 'Oh, the grocery store? About 15 minutes by car or a solid 3 podcast episodes if you're walking.'
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Costa Rica's national motto should be 'Pura Vida,' which means 'pure life.' Meanwhile, my life motto is more like 'Pura Netflix and Pretend I Have Plans.'
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Costa Rica is so eco-friendly; even the mosquitoes carpool to get their daily blood meal. 'Hey, Barry, mind if I catch a ride on your wing? Trying to save the environment, you know.'
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I decided to learn some Spanish before going to Costa Rica. Turns out, 'Hola' doesn't mean 'Hold my coffee while I attempt to surf.' Now, I've got a whole new set of international gestures for 'help me.'
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Costa Rica has more biodiversity than I have friends. I mean, the animals there probably have a more exciting social life than me. 'Hey, did you hear about the monkey drama in the jungle last night?'
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I visited a rainforest in Costa Rica and realized that nature is basically one giant dating app. Every tree is out there trying to get a date with the sunlight. 'Swipe right for photosynthesis, baby.'
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