5 Jokes For Costa Rica

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 10 2024

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Foodie in Costa Rica

The Battle of Tastebuds
I went to a local market and tried to buy some exotic fruits. I pointed to a strange-looking one and asked the vendor, "What's this?" He looked at me and said, "Fruit." Well, thanks for the insight, Captain Obvious. In Costa Rica, even the fruits keep their secrets.

Tourist in Costa Rica

Language Barrier
I tried to engage in some small talk with a local, and I asked, "¿Cómo estás?" He replied with something that sounded like a secret code. I smiled and nodded, hoping I didn't agree to adopt a monkey or something. Costa Rican small talk is like trying to crack the Da Vinci code with a Spanish dictionary.

Local in Costa Rica

Dealing with Mispronunciation
A tourist asked me where they could find the "Costa Rican Canals." I almost sent them to the supermarket thinking they were looking for canned goods. Note to tourists: our canals are made by nature, not Heinz.

Wildlife Enthusiast in Costa Rica

Fear of Overly Friendly Wildlife
I tried to take a selfie with a monkey, thinking it would be Instagram gold. Little did I know, monkeys have no concept of personal space. He stole my hat, my sunglasses, and my dignity. Now my Instagram caption reads, "In Costa Rica, even the monkeys are savage pickpockets.

Surfer in Costa Rica

Battle for the Perfect Wave
The other day, a beginner surfer tried to impress a date by riding a wave. Let's just say his date got a romantic dinner and a front-row seat to a wipeout. Nothing says love like a face full of sand.

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